Lemme Ash You a Question...
Ash Wednesday: 1. The seventh Wednesday before Easter and the first day of Lent; 2. The first day when the world's fully exposed to Mel Gibson's literal translation of the bible; 3. the day when i walk around thinking everyone's a victim of spousal abuse. i.e., "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HEA- oh. what're you giving up for lent?"

i'm going to give up my job for lent. at least that's what i'd like to give up. i'd even throw cursing into the deal. no job = to reason to curse in my opinion.