My Precious... Night's Sleep!
(other titles in contention for this post included:
I am Master and Commander of this Remote... Click, ahhhh
Why the New Zealand Dollar Might Get a Bid in the Market Monday
Learning to Sleep With Your Eyes Open
Something was Definitely Lost in Translation
What the Eastwoods Put in the Water: Clint Everlasting, and His Mom Too
the only thing more boring than a totally scripted award show? JC Penney ads. The only thing more boring than that? Thirty JC Penney ads.
Since nothing of note really happened, here's my brief recap, for those of you smarter than i who Turned Off the TV:
- bobcat goldthwaite. red carpet. how come? who cares, he's been in our apartment!
- ok, here we go: and the academy goes to Tim Robbins! yay! (hope springs eternal and i think maybe this could be a good show!)
- *snooooooooore*
- when did liv tyler become a weirdo, lopsided, animated librarian? (maybe she thought she was in a library and that's why she was whispering like that?)
- LOTR.
- LOTR.
- LOTR.
- LOTR.
- there's not even ain true reason to have music performances at the award show (although annie lennox did do a pretty good impersonation of crazy Aileen Wournos from Monster while she was singing, with her eyes bugging out like that.)
- i'd like to thank vincent d'onofrio too, well, just because.
- you're booooooooring!
- seriously: can't wait for the Sopranos! that's just an aside.
- charlize: stay away from the spray tanning machine. you're scaring me.
- wait. sofia coppola kinda acts like she's the 19 13 year old.
- keisha castle-hughes: the only kiwi to not get an oscar.
Couldn't one of those WETA folk have given one of theirs to Keisha Castle-Hughes? It almost goes without saying that I'm a huge LotR fan, but Whale Rider made me cry. Why so little respect, MPAA?
Posted by: trey | March 01, 2004 at 01:52 PM
i know, riiiiiight? like, c'mon, you have two, share with the girl! but seriously, she just looked thrilled to be there. and to meet johnny depp. lucky little bastard.
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