Oh. My. God. OHMIGOD!

two things that aren't related at all except for the fact that they're both about members of my family and they're both sickly funny, albeit in different ways. so without further rambling ADOS...

OHMIGOD!
1. so, remember how we inadvertantly stalked Colin Firth in Rome and then on the way home from Rome? 'MEMBER? We saw him in a Piazza and on the plane and there were pictures...? well, after running into him so many times and drawing so much attention to ourselves whenever we were in the vicinty, we were all "whoa- isn't it weird that we're on colin firth's radar? like he'd *totally* recognize us if he ever saw us again; recognize us and then call the cops! hahaha!"

GUESS WHO MY FATHER SAT NEXT TO ON A PLANE FROM LONDON TO NYC THIS PAST FRIDAY. (tough one yeah? you'll never guess. should i tell you?? i'll wait a sec and let you think. [cue Jeopardy theme] dah-DUM DUM DUM.) Jude Law! heh. just kidding. i just wanted that to be true. COLIN FIRTH! my pa was all "hi. i'm not stalking you, i swear." and CF was all, "heh. yeah. riiight."

it's really a small world afterall.

2. totally unrelated and kind of gross in an OHMIGOD! kinda way: my mom couldn't sleep that well the whole time we were in Rome, even after she tried taking her sleeping pills. tuuuuuurns out, those weren't sleeping pills, mami! they were lefotrim (or something like that), a.k.a. ANTI-DIAHERREA PILLS. sleepless and constipated. pretty much hell. although, ambien does make her hallucinate, but that's a different story for a different day.

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[ni]

holy shit.. brain scattered.. it's too late to try and keep up.. but somehow.. i think i got it.. who's colin firth?

[lg]

colin firth is a brit actor who was in movies liiiiike: Love Actually, Briget Jones I & II, Girl With a Pearl Earring (poster pictured in post below)... he also was in this PBS 6hr production of Pride and Prejudice back in the day and i think that's when he really kinda stole people's hearts. or something. he's no jude law, buuuuut.