Only In Economics
only in economics can something being unchanged = excitement
only in economics can the word "patience" make thousands of people across the country bite their finger nails
only in economics can the sentence "At this juncture, with inflation low and resource use slack, the committee believes that policy accommodation can be removed at a pace that is likely to be measured" cause a collective "OH!" and not a collective "so what?"
so yeah. Fed leaves interest rates unchanged at 1.0% for now. i'm sure your interest on this topic rates about 1.0% as well.