It's 7:48am, do you know where your sense of apprpriate humor is?
...because I don't.
CONVO I HAD THIS MORNING:
GUY ON THE PHONE: well, it's finally Friday!
ME: Yeah dude, how was your first week back from vaca? Hard?
GUY: Oh man. So tough, I have SUCH a hard time with re-entry!
ME: You and the Columbia Shuttles...
(10 FULL SECONDS OF SILENCE)